Chicken and Chorizo Pie

I’m disheartened by my complete lack of skill with pastry and am not looking forward to the energy I need to expend to get good. Most baking things I can master and I’m happy to ignore icing as I’m bad at it. Pastry though is a basic that I should be able to do. I have no idea what the issue is but I clearly need to practise more.

I decided to make a pie this week. I don’t watch Bake Off (shock horror) but I know that they made a picnic pie in the final so thought I’d give it a go. I should have bought the pastry but attempted a lard/butter short crust thing that should have worked but didn’t. It cracked, I had to piece it together in the tin, there were a lot of holes I had to patch up – a nightmare. It didn’t help that I was making a massive pie in a 20” springform tin so the rolling and transporting was a pain.

Anyway, the filling does rock so I’m happy with that. It tastes great and I should probably try making mini pies in a muffin tin before attempting a huge pie. The pastry tastes great but just looks shocking. I’m giving guidelines below so sorry for the ramshackle recipe.

Ingredients

800g short crust pastry - Recipes were saying 500g but unless you can roll it out ultra-thin (and who wants that in a pie) and transport it to a tin in one piece then forget it. Also if you can do that you’re super human in my eyes and should be saving the world! I’m not giving a recipe for this as mine clearly didn’t work. Just buy some ready to roll.

4 chicken breasts

1 x chorizo ring (about 225g)

1 x pack of pork sausages

1 heaped tsp of hot chili pepper

1 heaped tsp cayenne pepper

1 egg, beaten

 

1.    Preheat the oven the 180°c/GM4.

2.    Make the filling as I think it benefits from sitting together for a while before cooking. Chop the chicken breasts and chorizo into small pieces. Mix with the sausage meat that you take out of the cases. Then add the spice and mush together. Hands are best. I tend not to use salt and pepper as you’re using two meats that have already been prepared so there should be enough. If you’re not sure then just fry up a small amount and taste once cooked.

3.    Grease your tin with butter. Then roll out 2/3rds of the pastry to cover the bottom and sides of the tin. I’m not going to help with method but if it cracks or breaks use water to cement it back together. It will taste fine as its pastry.

4.    Put your filling in the pie and squish down (I didn’t blind bake the case as the filling isn’t cooked and I think you only do that if the pie is going in for about 30 mins or so – this does run the risk of a soggy bottom to the pie but once again its pastry – it will taste fine).

5.    Roll out the rest of rest of your pastry to make a lid. Use egg to wash the pastry in the tin that will come in contact with the lid. Then put the lid on. Cut off excess and squish the top and side pastry together. Wash the top with egg.

6.    Cover the top of the pie with foil and bake for 45 mins. After that time take the foil off and bake for another 45 mins. Cool and serve.

N.B. Cool in the tin and don’t attempt the remove the springform sides until it’s cool and you’ve run a knife around it. Otherwise you might find that half a side comes off leaving you attempting to stick it back on with egg wash, whacking the sides around it again, shoving it in the oven and begging for it to work (it does).

Luckily looks don't matter to those I work with. Serve with mustard and piccalili.

Vol-au-vents with Devilled Egg filling

Work has been busy. I shan't bore you with it but I'm very pleased my friend Lorna recommended a kick ass concealer for under the eyes as it's made me look alive for the past few weeks (Nars Radiant Creamy Concealer put on with an Ecotools Airbrush Effect brush for those interested). I also invested in a good serum for night time which is my new thing. Much better than moisturiser and you only need a little of it so a bottle goes a long way.  

Anyway, my brain hasn't really been processing anything outside of work so I required help with what I should make. As my work colleagues eat most of what I make I thought that I should ask them for ideas and boy did they have some. The one that caught my eye was the request for vol-au-vents as they are so out of fashion and I remember them as being THE party food. What happened to them?! Where did they go?! I mean puff pastry cases filled with amazing things that we all secretly love – prawn cocktail, egg mayo, chicken mix. 

So really the main decision when making vol-au-vents are what the hell to put in them. Mine were filled with devilled egg mixture for two reasons: 1. I had a lot of eggs in the house as The Thew had randomly bought about a million and 2. We'd had had them recently at our neighbours and they were delicious. Therefore they fit the ingredients I had at home and the necessity for something a bit out of fashion to go into those pastry cases. I’m going to be honest and say that the actual vol-au-vents were a pain, and you may as well buy the frozen ready to bake, but it was good fun filling them and they tasted great. 

Ingredients 

Vol-au-vents

1 x pack of ready to roll puff pastry (do not be tempted to by ready rolled, its not thick enough)

1 x egg, beaten 

1.    Preheat the oven to 200°C/GM 6.

2.    Roll the pastry out to about 5mm thick.

3.    Cut out circles – I did mine with a 5cm cutter. Then using a smaller circular cutter (this was a bugger to find and I ended up using the large end of a piping nozzle) cut in the middle of the circle to about half the depth of the pastry. You’re ensuring that you can easily scoop out the middle.

4.    Put on a baking tray and brush the tops (not the sides) with egg. Then bake for 10 minutes.

5.    Take out and allow to cool before taking out the middle. You’ll probably need to cut around the mark you’ve made with the smaller cutter before putting all the excess pastry out (this is a bit of a pain).

6.    Then pop back in the oven for another 5-6 minutes to firm up and dry out. Take out and cool until you want to fill.

 

Filling

5 x eggs

Mayonnaise

Cayenne pepper

Mustard powder

Balsamic vinegar

Smoked paprika

 

1.    Hard boil the eggs. It takes about 18 minutes from having cold water covering them.

2.    Cool and then peel. Cut in half and scoop out the yolks. Finely chop the egg whites and leave to one side.

3.    Mush the yolks up in a bowl. Now I haven’t out quantities as it’s more about personal taste, how big the yolks are etc etc. Add about 50ml of mayo, a sprinkling of cayenne pepper, 1 tsp of mustard powder and a scant tablespoon of vinegar (you can use white wine vinegar). Mix together and taste. Maybe a bit of salt, maybe more cayenne pepper – taste and see.

4.    Once you’re happy with the yolk mix add the chopped up whites. Then fill the cases with the mixture.

5.    I finished mine with a sprinkling of smoked paprika as it adds a little something. I recommend it.

Perfect Crackling at Home

Now this isn't really baking but I'm putting it on here as getting crackling right at home can be a pain. I've tried loads of different ways and it comes down to two as far as I can make out. Forget worrying about the preparation - prep and cook the pork however you want. Slow roast, normal roast, hot oven at the beginning, hot at the end, rubbing salt in, putting oil on, adding flavours to it - do whatever you want as my experience is that heat makes crackling and you can't achieve this, with nice tasting meat, at the same time at home.

Therefore once you are happy the meat is  cooked how you want it, take it out to rest. Before you cover with foil cut the crackling off as you'll need to give it some attention. Now do one of the next two things for great crackling:

1. Blowtorch it. Yep, take that cooks blowtorch you got with a creme brûlée set and attack the crackling. It's incredibly fun and gives great results. If you don't have one get one.

2. Put the crackling as flat as possible on a baking tray, ideally low sides, whack the oven up to max and leave for 15 minutes or so. You'll hear it start to pop so just check it doesn't burn. 

Leave to cool and then smash into pieces. 

Black Pudding Sausage Rolls

I like the weird, quirky things about myself. They make me who I am. The sharing of my recollection of how excited I remember being when, due to attending high school, my library card permitted me to take out ten books instead of three made The Thew re-evaluate how square I actually am. However I feel that this coupled with my love of hard house, and my sobriety until 22, gives people something to think about when boxing me up. Not that means I don’t mind being square.  

My quirkiness does extend to food and this is where The Thew has most fun working out how my brain and taste buds work. My unrelenting hatred of whole tomatoes continues to boggle him, as does my reluctance to eat porridge until I have been up and about for an hour. He likes to quiz me on food items and my reasons for not liking them and/or the restrictions I have on time of day, dish and situations I’ll eat them in. 

For someone who can be fussy about things I love fish and shellfish, something that I have to put down to the Irish side of my family living by the sea and eating it all the time. I spent days out on the rocks hacking off barnacles and dropping them on the top of Momo’s range to cook in their shells. The Irish use of black pudding, and white, at breakfast has stayed with me and I happily eat it when my other random food issues would lead people to believe I’d avoid it. Therefore when thinking about another type of sausage roll to make I thought that I would use black pudding. I love scotch eggs that use it in the mixture so why not? They came out well, if you like black pudding, with the sausage giving it stability in the roll but not distracting from the flavour of the pudding. Very good hot and not at all bad cold if I do say so myself.

Ingredients

300g good quality black pudding (it's not expensive but get a good one as the spices will come out)

1 x pack of plain pork sausages (about 350g but a bit more or less won't really hurt)

1 x pack ready rolled puff pastry

1 egg, beaten 

1.    Preheat the oven to 190°C/GM 5.

2.    Crumble the black pudding into a bowl. Add the sausage and mix them together. Hands are best. I'd recommend adding less sausages to begin with and then fry off a very small patty in a pan to taste it. If you think it needs more sausage then add it but worth testing out the taste before committing to it (this also works when making stuffing).

3.    Roll out the pastry on a floured surface so it’s a little wider and longer. Cut in two along the middle so you have two thin rectangles of pastry.

4.    Place half the mixture in a sausage down each bit of pastry, wash one edge with egg and roll the pastry over the mixture to form the roll. Press down the edges and cut the rolls to your desired size.

5.    Place on a non-stick baking tray, or on greaseproof paper, wash with more egg on top and bake for about 20 minutes. If you are making smaller ones then 15 minutes should do it.

6.    Cool and serve. Easy!

Makes 16-24 depending on how small you cut them up.

Chocolate Chip Cookies

The fear of electrocution finally became too great. I decided to buy a new electric hand whisk as my current one requires me to jam a knife in the top to start it (do not tell The Thew that is what I have been doing). Not the greatest way to start a baking project. I hate shopping but took myself along to John Lewis where the cheapest, and lightest, hand whisk wasn't available (why is it on the shelf then?!) but one 2 ½ times more expensive and about eight times as heavy was. I left. I mean who (Kenwood) makes a really heavy hand whisk? Yes it was very pretty but I have to hold the thing and cream butter and sugar together. Luckily my local Tesco had a nice cheap and light hand whisk so I was saved from electrocution. 

I decided to celebrate by finding a recipe that required a lot if whisking. However while looking for this I found my chocolate chip cookie recipe I thought I had lost. It’s brilliant and simple, making a crunchy, yet chewy, cookie. You can freeze it and cook from frozen as well as make giant cookies if you have a pizza pan to bake it in. The recipe makes a lot of dough but that was fine by me as I had need of a lot of baked goods. I’m on film shoots (not as glamorous as it sounds) all this week and I like to bring baked goods with me. I’m bad with names and faces and on shoots I meet so many new people, forget all their names and rely on being the provider of tasty treats to smooth things over.

Apologies for not converting into grams. It’s based on a US recipe and there is something about using cups and basically shoving all the ingredients in together that is so wonderfully easy that I think the experience should be preserved. I also realised, while typing this up, that I used baking powder, not bicarb, which explains why they didn’t come out chewy. They still taste good so have added an option here to pretend that I meant to do it. 

Ingredients

1 ½ cups of butter at room temperature (important!)

1 ¼ cups of granulated sugar

1 ¼ cups of soft dark brown sugar, firmly packed (if you have light then fine but the dark given them a caramel edge)

2 tsp vanilla extract

2 large eggs

4 cups of flour

2 tsp bicarb of soda (or 2 tsp baking powder if you want them crisper and more biscuit like)

1 tsp salt

300g chocolate chips (whatever you like best – I did a mix of dark and milk) 

1.    Preheat the oven to 180°C/GM 4.

2.    Put the butter, both sugars, vanilla and eggs in a big bowl. Whisk together. This is why room temperature butter is important as you need it soft otherwise dough will start flying.

3.    Stir the bicarb of soda and salt into the flour.

4.    Alternate adding the flour mixture and chocolate chips until it’s all used up (do about thirds).

5.    Take a rounded tsp of mixture and roll into a ball. Do this for all the mixture – yes it takes a while but watch something on TV.

6.    Cook what you want for 9-12 minutes on a cookie tray and freeze the rest in bags. They cook from frozen in about 18 minutes.  

Makes about 60-80!